Friday, February 21, 2014

New Sexual Study

A new study reveals that the people living in Oregon - (3:51) on average have a longer duration of sex in minutes than 42 other states.
The data comes from Spreadsheets, a sex activity app that promises to "track your performance between the sheets." 
The app monitors the users' movement and audio levels, using the phone's accelerometer and microphone.
In the west only residents of New Mexico - (7:01), Idaho - (5:11) and Utah - (3:55) top Oregon and enjoy sexual intercourse longer. Some unanswered question remain: If you move from Alaska - (1:21) to Oregon will your duration increase? And if it does, why?  Oregon - (3:51) is eighth, yet New York - (3:01) is 23rd, and they get just as much rain. Did our friends who moved from Oregon to Arizona - (3:17) suffer?

If a resident of New Mexico - (7:01) is elected to Congress does their duration dip to District of Columbia's - (2:08) level? If so, maybe it's because the Rep. is too busy screwing us over.

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